有一天农民伊万抓了一条鱼，开心的回到家对妻子说：“我们可以吃炸鱼了。”

One day the farmer Ivan caught a fish and happily returned home and said to his wife: "We can eat fried fish." Wife: "There is no oil at home." "Then cook it." "The pot is rotten. Can't buy it." "Then grill it." "There is no charcoal at home." The extremely frustrated Ivan reluctantly released the fish. As soon as the fish that survived the catastrophe arrived in the water, he shouted: "Long live the Soviets!"

One day farmer Ivan caught a fish, happy to return home to his wife said: "We can eat fried fish." Wife: "The family has long been out of oil." "Then cook." "The pot sucks, I can't buy it all the time." "Then bake." "There's no charcoal in the house anymore." Desperately depressed Ivan helplessly released the fish, the hard-to-die fish into the water on the shout: "Long live the Soviets!" "

One day Ivan, a farmer, caught a fish and happily went home to his wife and said, "we can eat fried fish." Wife: "there is no oil at home for a long time." "Then cook it." "The pot is rotten and can't be bought." "Then bake it." "There is no charcoal at home." Extremely depressed Ivan reluctantly released the fish. As soon as the surviving fish got into the water, he yelled: "long live the Soviet Union!"