It's said that in England a fish sw

It's said that in England a fish swam to the surface and said two words in such a strange language that the professors have been racking their brain for three years now to discover what it was, so far without success... What's more, I read somewhere in the papers about two cows going into a shop to ask for a pound of tea... And the whole reason for this, as I see it, is the people are under the misapprehenson that the human brain is situated in the head; nothing could be further from the truth. It is carried by the wind from the Caspian See... Apart from all this, I am very annoyed by an event that's due to take place at 7 o'clock tomorrow. A strange phenomenon: the earth is going to land on the moon. An account of this has been written by the celebrated English chemist Wellington...