我祝他们吃方便面没有调料包 上厕所塞马桶 一讲笑话就冷场 一跑步就岔气

我祝他们吃方便面没有调料包 上厕所塞马桶 一讲笑话就冷场 一跑步就岔气 买易拉罐没有拉环 买奶茶没有吸管 订外卖饭永远撒一半 吃西瓜都是西瓜子 排队永远被人插队 看电影后面永远有人踢座位 永远挤不上公交车 就算挤上了也堵车

I wish them instant noodles, no seasoning, no toilet seat, no toilet seat. When they tell jokes, they end up in the cold. When they run, they go off and buy pop cans, no pull rings, milk tea, no straws. They order takeout meals, always scatter half of them, eat watermelons, always have watermelons. They line up, always get cut in line, watch movies, always have people kick their seats, never get on the bus, even if they get stuck, they get stuck in traffic

I wish them to eat instant noodles, no seasoning bags, go to the toilet and stuff the toilet. When they tell jokes, they will be silent. When they run, they will get angry. When they buy cans, they will buy milk tea without tabs. When they order takeout food without straws, they will always sprinkle half of them. Watermelons will always queue up to watch movies. People will always kick their seats behind them and never get on the bus. Even if they are crowded, there will be traffic jams.