Robert Costanzo
1 While quietly minding my own business in a bathroom at school recently, I overheard two of my students who didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t care, that I was there.
“Hey, guy, did you finish reading the novel for the English test today?”
“Me, no, skimmed through it.”
“You’re screwed.”
“No, I read summaries and analysis online. I haven’t finished a book in two years.”